Chinese Tuesdays: National Day Bargains

Happy National Day (国庆日 guóqìngrì) all, which is tomorrow, starting the "golden week" (黄金周 huángjīn zhōu) holidays. For our friends in Hong Kong, here's a translation of a topical joke I stumbled across online:

How to Get Great Value for 7 Days of National Day Festival!

1. Use a rock to smash up one police car, and win seven days free lodging in a guarded dormitory, everything included, amazing value

2. Smash two cars and it comes with a free pair of exquisite metal bracelets, a fashionable matching set of clothes, and free police transport

3. Smash even more and win bigger prizes! First ten winners get a free hairshave, first hundred winners can frolic with police dogs, get a guest massage with batons, and electroshock beauty therapy

4. Act now, have an extraordinary National Day Festival!

国庆节怎么过？超值 7 天游！

用石头砸警车一辆，赢得看守所七天食宿全包超值游

砸两辆还送精美手链一条，时尚囚衣套装，警车接送等

砸的越多惊喜越多，前十名还可享受免费剃头,

前一百名还可与警犬嬉戏，来宾均赠棍棒按摩，电击去死皮美容保健套装。

赶快行动吧，过一个非常国庆！