Chinese Tuesdays: Mistresses and MH370

For example, I heard it used in response to a joke that's going around on the Chinese Internet about the MH370 missing flight. In the joke, someone asks help for a friend who went to visit his girlfriend, but told his wife he was going on a business trip to Malaysia, returning on MH370. Since the disappearance of the flight, the friend has been hiding out in a hotel and doesn’t know what to do, does anyone have any ideas?"
Here's one of the versions of the joke in Chinese:
一老哥的情人在妇女节前来京玩, 老哥决定陪对方几天,就对他老婆谎称去马来西亚开会了, 坐的3月8号的马航MH370回到北京。现在他和情人在酒店里十多天了,不敢回家, 要疯了,要疯了。。。。 谁有办法救救他!
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Chinese Tuesdays returns! From Sam Duncan's blog 汉语小发现
