Chinese Tuesdays: Splitting Pears
 
Why should you never share a pear with your significant other? Because to share/split/ divide a pear in Chinese is 分梨 (fēnlí), which sounds exactly the same as 分离 (fēnlí), to separate.
So next time you have a pear, don’t offer to split it with anyone, it will be the certain death of your relationship.